Saturday, October 20, 2007

Which Witch??


In honor of Halloween, I've given great thought to being a witch. Not for merely a costume, but to really BE a witch! Course, I've been called one many times and even versions thereof. But truly being a witch fascinates me. Last May, I was lucky enough to see WICKED on stage in Denver. Once I saw it, my impression of the wicked witch changed dramatically. And the good witch wasn't quite the great gal everyone thought. Still, if I was a witch, I'd definitely choose to be the wicked one and I've included the top five reasons why:

  1. No apologies needed for a bad mood
  2. Who wouldn't love to fly?!
  3. Never have to remember names ~ they're all "my pretties"
  4. Cackling is better than crunches
  5. Three words - BLACK IS SLIMMING!
Now it's your turn. What Halloween costume would you like to be in real life and why??


Friday, October 19, 2007

Happy Birthday, Ron!


The birthday party tonight was filled with pizza, cake, ice cream and presents! Ron's 48 years old and getting old enough to be elected to the big house. Many things to celebrate this year. Ron's happy, healthy, retiring from many years of service in the Air Force, and surrounded by a family that loves the heck right outta him!

Monday, October 15, 2007

Enough about me . . . What do YOU think of me?


My sister challenged me to answer these questions on my blog ~ Please help me out!!

HAVE YOU EVER . . .

Bought everyone in the pub a drink... NO
Climbed a mountain... YES
Been inside the Great Pyramid... NO
Held a tarantula... Not sober
Taken a candlelit bath with someone... PROB'LY
Said ‘I love you’ and meant it... YES
Bungee jumped... NO
Visited Paris... no
Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise... I think tonight's gonna be one o' those
Gone to a huge sports game... Colorado Sky Sox, Milwaukee Brewers, SF 49ers in December!
Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa... Doesn't that have an elevator yet??
Grown and eaten your own vegetables... If grown means, "drove to Walmart and bought them," well yeah.
Slept under the stars... YES
Seen the Northern Lights... Chapel Hills Mall?? Sure.
Taken a trip in a hot air balloon... NO
Gotten drunk on champagne... NO, but gotten headaches!
Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment... Oh, it's in my blood!
Had a food fight... That's a rite of passage, right? You betcha!
Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier... NO, but Christmas Party's comin'!
Taken an ice cold bath... Darn home treatments!
Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar... NO
Hit a home run... Do video games count??
Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking... Sober?? No way!
Adopted an accent for an entire day... maybe
Visited all 50 states... Definitely visited some I won't again!
Had amazing friends... YES YES YES
Watched wild whales... Isn't that on Friday nights?
Stolen a sign... NO
Taken a road trip... YES
Sky diving... NO
Visited Ireland... NO
Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love... I'm not THAT old!

Visited Japan... NO
Benchpressed your own weight... Not even.
Milked a cow... NO
Sung karaoke... In front of people? Just gimme a chance!
Scuba diving... NO
Gone to a drive-in theater... Oh, yeah!
Done something you should regret, but don’t regret it... Oh, yeah!
Visited the Great Wall of China... NO
Discovered that someone who’s not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog... Yeah, but I got over it.
Started a business... YES
Taken a martial arts class... NO, watched plenty!
Sword-fought for the honor of a woman... NO
Gotten married... YES
Been in a movie... Only in my mind.
Loved someone you shouldn’t have... nope
Gotten divorced... he seems to be used to me, so no.
Ridden a gondola in Venice... NO
Gotten a tattoo... maybe, ok two
Rafted the Snake River... no
Been on television news programs as an "expert"... With all my teeth in?
Got so drunk you don’t remember anything... more than a few times
Performed on stage... YES

Been to Las Vegas . . . yeah, it's only the greatest!
Eaten shark... NO
Buried one/both of your parents... yes
Been on a cruise ship... no and don't want to
Spoken more than one language fluently... Does pig latin count?
Bounced a check... Since I've been married? no
Read - and understood - your credit report... YES
Raised children... couple of 'em

Found out something significant that your ancestors did... Oh yeah.
Called or written your Congress person... yes, but it did no good.
Walked the Golden Gate Bridge... no, but what a great idea!
Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking... probly
Had plastic surgery... not yet
Wrote articles for a large publication... yep
Piloted an airplane... NO
Petted a stingray... yes
Helped an animal give birth... no
Been fired or laid off from a job... no
Broken a bone... oh yeah.
Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph... this is OFF the record, right?
Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced... no way
Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol... yes and my aim sucks
Had major surgery... I don't think so
Had a snake as a pet... Not me, but my son did
Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon... why would ya?
Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing... every chance I get
Eaten kangaroo meat... no
Eaten sushi... no
Had your picture in the newspaper... not officially
Gone back to school... course
Parasailed... NO
Changed your name... YES
Petted a cockroach... NO
Eaten fried green tomatoes... NO
Read The Iliad... NO
Stolen silverware, plates, cups from a restaurant because your apartment needed them... Maybe took a few from the Laurelwood Academy kitchenette - after the school closed.
Killed and prepared an animal for eating... heck no!
Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream... YES
Had to commit someone you love ... NO, but wanted to
Had a booth at a street fair... Does panhandling count?
Dyed your hair... YES
Been a DJ... BEEN a D.J. or DONE a D.J.??
Been arrested... Really arrested or just wore cuffs? :-)
Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment... YES YES YES
Copy the list into a comment and share YOUR answers--

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Good Golly, Miss Molly!


Our little Molly Mae got to go bye-bye today. Maybe it wasn't the bye-bye she intended, but she did ride in the car. Molly has been limping for a few days so we decided to call in the specialist. Sure enough, she's suffered a sports injury. (That is IF the sport of jumping off the couch to beg for a treat counts.) Molly has torn her Anterior cruciate ligament (ACL.)

As the Mayo Clinic defines it, "
This ligament connects near the front of the shinbone. The ACL controls the movement of your lower leg bone in several ways. It limits the side-to-side rotation of your lower leg and prevents the tibia from moving too far forward in relation to the knee. It also keeps your knee from extending beyond its normal range of motion as well as providing front-to-back stability."

Thus far, we are looking at nonsurgical rehabilitation. This includes laying around, sleeping lots, no stairs, no jumping. All guard dog duties have been handed over to Shelby for the next 3-4 weeks. I'm thinking Molly's life will pretty much consist of well, the same stuff she's used to, but with extra sympathy.


Friday, October 12, 2007

The Longest Day Ever


Yesterday, the company I work for, sent me and several others out to volunteer with Habitat for Humanity. The build site was located in the "Drive-By Shooting" area of town. We armed ourselves with bullet proof vests, ample firepower and donuts.

When we all showed up at the job, we learned a few things. Sometimes those who oversee these volunteer organizations don't shower every week. Yet they must stand close when supervising. I dragged my husband and my oldest son with me. They laughed at me every time our supervisor, Mee-mo, felt the need to hover near me and "check my work." Within minutes we discovered that Mee-mo didn't appreciate women working at his site and he felt compelled to correct and find fault with every tiny bit of work we completed. But when Ron, Sean or Troy (the only dudes on the site) took on a project, it was all flag waving and whistles about the great job they did. In their defense, they really did a good job. It helped that they could shovel, haul and lift more than 50 lbs. But Mee-mo spent his day griping at women and talking on his cell phone. I've never seen a man spend so much time chatting his day away on a cell phone. This of course, kept him from doing any real work.

After all the concrete was poured, I was given the challenge of unscrewing the supporting braces from the forms. I was inside the "house" kneeling down, making lots of noise with the electric screwdriver. Suddenly I feel wet cement clumps being thrown down on me and in my hair, so I stood and said "EXCUUUSE ME!" I was beyond shocked to find our smelly supervisor doing something besides complaining about the women and talking on his cell phone. Mr Mee-mo said "Well, I'm doing an IMPORTANT job. What are YOU doing?" (Not like he couldn't hear me below!) When I explained the job I'd been assigned, he sort of backed down, but still continued his attitude (and smell.) It was like that all day. Thank goodness for Kate, Tracy, Tina, Troy, Ron and Sean. Most of us found humor in the ridiculousness of the day. And it was a L-O-N-G day. I kept asking Kate for the time and when I was just sure it was nearly time for lunch (and a break!) and she said it was 9:30 am. I hate Kate's watch.

We worked at two home sites next door to each other. One was nearly finished and the other was just getting the concrete base poured. We moved dirt. Lots of dirt. We finished building a retaining wall. We measured and marked off the concrete forms. We helped with the cement pour, leveled it off and then removed the tops of the forms when the cement had dried. We cleaned all that up and then went back and hauled more dirt. Ron re-did some of the siding.

The highpoint of my day was when I asked Tina to put the screwdriver in a bucket that was out of reach to me. I got to say " Tina, could you put this in the bucket over there . . . by the shitter." I felt like a full-fledged construction gal. But not THAT full-fledged. I didn't use it once.

My feet hurt. My fingers hurt. My cheeks hurt. (Both sets.) When I showered later that day, I found dirt and dried cement in places I didn't know could house those things. And I chipped a nail. So, a long day was had by all. And to quote Tracy, "next year I'll write a [damn] check!" (The "damn" was mine.)

Monday, October 8, 2007

You Haven't Lived Until You've Received Government Cheese


Once upon a time, there was a girl and a boy and they fell in love. They got married at the Justice of the Peace because they couldn't afford a wedding. He was a low ranking airman in the Air Force and she, well, was cute. Once when a salesman called to make an appointment to sell them stuff they couldn't afford, she realized they had no furniture for the salesman. So the boy donated plasma to buy three folding chairs. Then the salesman showed up for his appointment . . . and brought an associate. Well, three out of four got to sit in a chair.

She worked a little here and there, but when they decided to start their brood of young-uns, they realized that they didn't have any money. But having babies was the one thing they could afford to do in the military. It was feeding them that wasn't so cheap. So they discovered WIC and government cheese. And it was good cheese - Velveeta-ish (or maybe it was hard cheddar but had been sitting out too long.) And they got orange juice concentrate. And baby formula. Lots of baby formula. And they even qualified for food stamps. But the girl/mommy and the boy/daddy decided they still had a tiny bit of pride left and opted to go without. But it gave them something to laugh about. The babies didn't starve. They grew fat and happy but ran it all off once they started to walk.

The girl and boy grew older and continued to provide for their babies. The babies grew big. The boy and the babies were the center of the girl's life. She loved them more than any amount of orange juice concentrate. And things got better. Soon they could afford to pay for real Velveeta. And everyone was happy.

The End.

PS: They still have those three folding chairs.


Friday, October 5, 2007

Birthday Shout-outs ON TIME!!


Today is the big day for my BFF's guy, John, and my Uncle's gal, Claire! I wish them unlimited amounts of cake and gift cards. (Good luck with that!) I wish them a day of smothering kisses and well wishes. I wish them love, peace and joyful moments that last the whole year long!!

(And when those joyful moments aren't happenin' for ya, use the gift cards!!)