Enough about me . . . What do YOU think of me?

My sister challenged me to answer these questions on my blog ~ Please help me out!!

HAVE YOU EVER . . .

Bought everyone in the pub a drink... NO
Climbed a mountain... YES
Been inside the Great Pyramid... NO
Held a tarantula... Not sober
Taken a candlelit bath with someone... PROB'LY
Said ‘I love you’ and meant it... YES
Bungee jumped... NO
Visited Paris... no
Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise... I think tonight's gonna be one o' those
Gone to a huge sports game... Colorado Sky Sox, Milwaukee Brewers, SF 49ers in December!
Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa... Doesn't that have an elevator yet??
Grown and eaten your own vegetables... If grown means, "drove to Walmart and bought them," well yeah.
Slept under the stars... YES
Seen the Northern Lights... Chapel Hills Mall?? Sure.
Taken a trip in a hot air balloon... NO
Gotten drunk on champagne... NO, but gotten headaches!
Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment... Oh, it's in my blood!
Had a food fight... That's a rite of passage, right? You betcha!
Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier... NO, but Christmas Party's comin'!
Taken an ice cold bath... Darn home treatments!
Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar... NO
Hit a home run... Do video games count??
Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking... Sober?? No way!
Adopted an accent for an entire day... maybe
Visited all 50 states... Definitely visited some I won't again!
Had amazing friends... YES YES YES
Watched wild whales... Isn't that on Friday nights?
Stolen a sign... NO
Taken a road trip... YES
Sky diving... NO
Visited Ireland... NO
Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love... I'm not THAT old!

Visited Japan... NO
Benchpressed your own weight... Not even.
Milked a cow... NO
Sung karaoke... In front of people? Just gimme a chance!
Scuba diving... NO
Gone to a drive-in theater... Oh, yeah!
Done something you should regret, but don’t regret it... Oh, yeah!
Visited the Great Wall of China... NO
Discovered that someone who’s not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog... Yeah, but I got over it.
Started a business... YES
Taken a martial arts class... NO, watched plenty!
Sword-fought for the honor of a woman... NO
Gotten married... YES
Been in a movie... Only in my mind.
Loved someone you shouldn’t have... nope
Gotten divorced... he seems to be used to me, so no.
Ridden a gondola in Venice... NO
Gotten a tattoo... maybe, ok two
Rafted the Snake River... no
Been on television news programs as an "expert"... With all my teeth in?
Got so drunk you don’t remember anything... more than a few times
Performed on stage... YES

Been to Las Vegas . . . yeah, it's only the greatest!
Eaten shark... NO
Buried one/both of your parents... yes
Been on a cruise ship... no and don't want to
Spoken more than one language fluently... Does pig latin count?
Bounced a check... Since I've been married? no
Read - and understood - your credit report... YES
Raised children... couple of 'em

Found out something significant that your ancestors did... Oh yeah.
Called or written your Congress person... yes, but it did no good.
Walked the Golden Gate Bridge... no, but what a great idea!
Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking... probly
Had plastic surgery... not yet
Wrote articles for a large publication... yep
Piloted an airplane... NO
Petted a stingray... yes
Helped an animal give birth... no
Been fired or laid off from a job... no
Broken a bone... oh yeah.
Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph... this is OFF the record, right?
Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced... no way
Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol... yes and my aim sucks
Had major surgery... I don't think so
Had a snake as a pet... Not me, but my son did
Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon... why would ya?
Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing... every chance I get
Eaten kangaroo meat... no
Eaten sushi... no
Had your picture in the newspaper... not officially
Gone back to school... course
Parasailed... NO
Changed your name... YES
Petted a cockroach... NO
Eaten fried green tomatoes... NO
Read The Iliad... NO
Stolen silverware, plates, cups from a restaurant because your apartment needed them... Maybe took a few from the Laurelwood Academy kitchenette - after the school closed.
Killed and prepared an animal for eating... heck no!
Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream... YES
Had to commit someone you love ... NO, but wanted to
Had a booth at a street fair... Does panhandling count?
Dyed your hair... YES
Been a DJ... BEEN a D.J. or DONE a D.J.??
Been arrested... Really arrested or just wore cuffs? :-)
Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment... YES YES YES
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