I HEART Rubber Pants

Thank you, Mr & Mrs Inventors, who make my life easier.There are some incredible inventions these days that make life much more worth living. I've listed below some of my favorites:

• Computers (well, duh!)
• Satellite Radio
• Music Videos
• Microwaves (who has time to wait?!)
• CD's
  
• Hot Pockets (call me trashy; them's good eatin!)
• Airplanes (I'm not the stagecoach type)
• Infomercials (I wouldn't own half my crap, if not for them!)
• Pull-ups
• Online photo services
• Cell phones
• Cable TV (Options, people!!)
• Pop Tarts
• Pills that cure stuff
• Surgeries that lift stuff
• Free Range meat (I don't know what it is, but it sounds better)
  
• Voice Mail
• Clothes designed for comfort

Well, it's time for bed. I need to take a sleeping pill, put on my comfortable jammies, slather on my anti-wrinkle cream and program my hot pocket to cook by 7 am tomorrow. Yeah, it's a wonderful life. :-)