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I only just heard this term recently. When a restaurant has "come-hither, glistening images of food," trying to entice you to buy, buy, buy, it's called "Gastro-Porn." I thought it just made me hungrier. So if I eat a lot, I'm "addicted to porn." If I eat a lot and I'm on TV, I'm a "porn star." If I'm invited to the neighbor's barbeque, I'm going to a "porn party." And now that I've written "porn" on my site so many times, I'm "x-rated." Sheesh. Gotta go. Gotta find a support group. And I'm hungry.
I only just heard this term recently. When a restaurant has "come-hither, glistening images of food," trying to entice you to buy, buy, buy, it's called "Gastro-Porn." I thought it just made me hungrier. So if I eat a lot, I'm "addicted to porn." If I eat a lot and I'm on TV, I'm a "porn star." If I'm invited to the neighbor's barbeque, I'm going to a "porn party." And now that I've written "porn" on my site so many times, I'm "x-rated." Sheesh. Gotta go. Gotta find a support group. And I'm hungry.
2 comments:
And after going, but not enjoying the Doobie Brothers, I guess I can't criticize your need for porn!
Mother Mary
You are truly creative, chatty Kathy! I'm just curious as to what you call dinner! :)
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