All Titled Out
Well, this is weird. Usually I have to really work hard thinking up a blog topic. Today I have so many ideas, I don't know where to start! Here are a few I've been working on . . .
- "Want Fries with That Slimfast?"
- "How to Scoot Outta Prison"
- "Skanksville, Colorado" or "A Room with a View" - A minute by minute journal of apartment-hunting for my in-laws
- "Interesting Facts about my Trash"
- "Valium - A Love Story"
- "Divorce or Murder: The $64,000 Question"
- "How Ice Cream is Building My Strong Bones"
- "Fido for Prez - Why Dogs Should Rule Our Nation"
- "The Best Porn is Free Porn"
- "How Jack Webb Inspires Me"
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You're a nut. :)
xoxo
Don't tempt us with titles, Kath. We want the whole post! All ten!
Each one of those could be chapters in your first best seller!!
I thought you might appreciate some subtitle suggestions for your titles:
•Want Fries with That Slimfast?"
•The male guide to dieting
•"How to Scoot Outta Prison"
•What happens when an indoor dog wipes his hind-end on the carpet
•"Interesting Facts about my Trash"
•What really makes men allergic to taking out the garbage
•"Valium - A Love Story"
•Sequel to “Why Viagra didn’t restore my marriage”
•"Divorce or Murder: The $64,000 Question"
•Every woman’s guide to finding a life insurance policy that pays more than alimony
•"How Ice Cream is Building My Strong Bones"
•While making it seem like you just have big bones
•"Fido for Prez - Why Dogs Should Rule Our Nation"
•Companion book to – “Why Cats Would Never Give Politics the Time of Day”
•"The Best Porn is Free Porn"
•A guide to the mountains of western Wyoming
•"How Jack Webb Inspires Me"
•Every man’s guide to keeping conversations with his wife short and concise
By the way, they made me laugh BEFORE the subtitles.
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